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ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru! -
BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.
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GlacierGraveyard
Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro! -
MinecraftMammoth
so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!
and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!
so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!
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ProstateCraftAI: Cancer Recurrence Predictor
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it combines evolution and AI to predict prostate cancer recurrence in minecraft characters! like, who even knew that was a thing?? join our server and u can be ahead of the game, literally, like more than a decade ahead! u can be the coolest player on the server with your super advanced prostate cancer prediction skills. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the prostate cancer master of minecraft! -
NightWorlds Minecraft Server
NightWorlds is a network of servers, the essence of which is the same. Each player has equal rights to use commands. Anyone with due desire can build their own city or even country. The only rules that you must follow are the rules of the server itself and the rules of the country and city you are in. Usually, servers in the NW network have the Role Play genre, but each server has its own characteristics and deviations from the standards. Most projects can only be accessed through a paid pass, but there is no “donation” on the servers. Instead of “privates”, NW is based on the trust of players in each other.
NightWorld Medium – semi-vanilla survivalNightWorld Hardcore – hardcore with buying lives for game pointsNightWorld UltraHardcore – vanilla hardcore with one lifeNightWorld HighRP – FullRP server similar to SAMP RPMCRuSCh – championships in survival in extreme conditions
nw.ni-li.com
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Emperix: Bring a Llama to the Dance Party! No Resets, just Llamas and Cake! 1.21 Fun! PVP only if you bring a Llama!
Emperix – Now Live and Open for Everyone!
Join us on Emperix, your go-to Vanilla+ SMP community! We’ve recently revamped our server and launched an active new Discord, dedicated to providing a high-quality, community-focused Minecraft experience.
What We Offer:
Vanilla+ Gameplay Enjoy the purity of vanilla Minecraft, enhanced with our unique custom features for a fresh twist. Long-Term World Preservation Say goodbye to server resets! Build and achieve your goals without interruptions. Why Choose EmperixSMP?
A welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers. Whether you’re into monumental builds or collaborative projects, our server supports all play styles. How to Join:
Visit our Discord server to learn more and connect with our friendly staff: discord.gg/emperixmc
Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of a thriving Minecraft community. Join EmperixSMP today!
FAQs
Q: How can I join the server? A: Visit our Discord server for more information and connect to the IP play.emprixmc.com Q: Are there any server resets? A: No, we offer long-term world preservation so you can build and achieve your goals without interruptions. Q: What type of gameplay does Emperix offer? A: Emperix offers Vanilla+ gameplay with unique custom features for a fresh twist. Q: Is the community welcoming to new players? A: Yes, we have a welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers. -
Sea2ShiningCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers that only have land as far as the eye can see? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so massive that it stretches from sea to shining sea…literally! We’ve got oceans, rivers, and even a few lakes thrown in for good measure.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of underwater unicorns that you can ride into battle against the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at deep-sea mining for diamonds and emeralds.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the aquatic adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your water wings…you’re gonna need ’em!
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KinoCraft: Industrial Oops Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of industrial accidents! Join now and witness the chaos as third party contractors get sprayed in the face with mysterious substances and meet their untimely demise. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft! So come on down and experience the thrill of danger and drama on our server. Who knows what crazy mishap will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!