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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3267 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!
