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NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	4756
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

ancient greece, Ancient text, archaeology, burial place, Details, discovery, Excavation, Experts, final evening, Greek, History, Mystery, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Plato, PlatoPartyCraft, research, scholars, Socrates, Tomb, writings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

crackers, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

HellCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aaron Bushnell, Atonement, bad decisions, consequences, consequences of actions, Hell, HELLCRAFT, life choices, Minecraft, moral accountability, moral dilemma, punishment, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, remorse, repentance, seeking forgiveness, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, Video

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7985
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

accident, cause of death, death anxiety, death prediction, DeathByBlocks, destiny, end of life, existential dread, fate, final moments, health concerns, inevitable demise, life expectancy, life’s fragility, Minecraft, morbidity, mortality, mortality awareness, natural causes, Server, speculation, terminal illness, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Ores Mined:	6798	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4485
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!

CraftyFrancesca’sWorld

Accountability, activism, advocacy, allegations, charges, Conflict, controversy, CraftyFrancescasWorld, criticism, Francesca Albanese, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international network, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, organization, Politics, Targeting, UN Watch, united nations, watchdog

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL.

PocketGunzMC

Body language, covert action, criminal act, finger gun, Gesture, hand movement, hidden thumb, Imitation, intimidation, mimic, nonverbal communication, pantomime, playful, Pocket, PocketGunzMC, PRETEND, psychological response, robbery, social cues, Street crime, subconscious behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re walking down the street in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly someone comes up to you with a finger gun and tries to rob you. but get this, their thumb goes up instead of staying down! like, what even is that? that’s how you know you gotta join our server, because we have the most hilarious and wacky moments like this happening all the time.

join us and experience the madness for yourself! we have players doing the weirdest things, like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs into battle. you never know what you’re gonna see next on our server, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always laughing and having a good time, so you’ll never feel left out or bored. come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it!

NeanderCraft: Autistic Adventures

Adventures, autism, autism genetics, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autistic, developmental disorders, evolutionary genetics, genetic contributions, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic study, genetic traits, genetic variation, human evolution, inherited traits, NeanderCraft, Neanderthal DNA, Neanderthals, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Items Found:	5237	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

LOL SO LIKE, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEANDERTHAL GENES AND AUTISM! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! WE GOT THE CRAZIEST DNA UP IN HERE, MAKING OUR SERVER THE MOST LIT IN ALL OF MINECRAFT LAND! COME BUILD WITH US AND SEE HOW THESE NEANDERTHAL GENES WILL MAKE YOUR CREATIONS EXTRA SPECIAL! PLUS, OUR AUTISM-FRIENDLY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME, NO MATTER HOW UNIQUE YOU ARE! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WILD ON OUR SERVER! 🤪🔥🤖🧩🎉

2m2m – Anarchy in all its glory Minecraft server

2m2m, Anarchy, Glory, License, Minecraft, Queue, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

2m2m is anarchy without a queue or license!

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