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BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	800429	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

boss interruption, CH125, CraftyTomodachiMC, doctor deal, friends reaction, Server, spoiler, tomodachi game, yuichi

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

cali, CaliCraft, California, Community, Competition, Contest, discussion, fingers crossed, forum, good luck, hopeful, positive vibes, post, recognition, recognize, Server, social media, success, Support, Thread, ThreadRecog, Victory, Wins

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	204
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	2215	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9174	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	447	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	142	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	5392	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	600	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4188
Crops Grown:	9954	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Votes:	4562	Rune Stones Activated:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!