SBI – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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Blocktopia: The Next Gen

2030s kids, 30s babies, 30s kids, blocktopia, born now, children of the 30s, children of tomorrow, current generation, future generation, future kids, Gen, gen z, generation 30s, kids born in the 30s, kids of the future, millennial kids, modern kids, new generation, new kids, next generation, upcoming generation, young generation

Yo yo yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the 30s kids are being born now! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. The creepers even learned how to breakdance and the zombies formed a boy band. It’s a wild ride, my friend. Plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be rolling in bling bling in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community ever!

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IceMeltMadness

antarctic ice sheet, antarctica, climate change, climate models, climate research, climate science, computer models, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, ice loss, ice sheets, IceMeltMadness, loss of ice, melting ice, polar regions, rising sea levels, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise, Tipping Point, water temperature

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got ice sheets melting faster than you can say “I need a snow cone!” We got a newly identified tipping point that’s gonna make sea levels rise higher than a giraffe on stilts! Our computer models be like “oh snap, just a lil increase in temp and BAM, ice be melting like a popsicle in the sun!” So come on over and witness the madness, build your base on the edge of a melting glacier and see if you can survive the impending flood of epic proportions! It’s gonna be a wet and wild ride, so grab your floaties and join us now!

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wizsin universe

Anarchy, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

A minecraft server with arena, tntrun, block mines and bedwars coming soon discord: https://discord.gg/v94UzYrVDB store: coming soon

play.wizsin.net:25644

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AnimeWatchMC Server

Anime, AnimeWatchMC, i will, I will now, long tail tags, now.., Server, watch, watch your anime, your anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where every time you log in, a random anime character will appear and challenge you to a duel! That’s right, you can battle it out with your favorite anime characters like Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the Blocktopus. Legend has it that this creature has the power to grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So get your fishing rod ready and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate anime master and Blocktopus tamer!

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OxytocinDeficient Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, brain chemistry, changing schools, emotional attachment, emotional bonds, friendship, human evolution, long-term relationships, lost friendships, loyalty, Minecraft, oxytocin, OxytocinDeficient, prehistoric times, psychological impact, Server, social behavior, social bonds, Social Connections, social dynamics, social isolation, tribal instincts, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships last forever…literally! In prehistoric times, you would never lose your friends because they were with you for life. But now, in the modern world, changing schools or moving means losing touch with your pals. Your brain is convinced that your friends have betrayed you and joined another tribe, just like in the caveman days. But fear not, on our server, you can build strong bonds with your fellow players that will never break. Join us and let’s create a friendship that will stand the test of time…and Minecraft updates!

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog sitting, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, golden doodle, Manipulation, Minecraft, pet care, pet hotel, Priorities, PupCraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, stress, Time management, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t manipulate you into doing things you don’t want to do? Look no further than our server! We promise not to pressure you into taking care of our virtual pets while we go on vacation. Plus, our golden doodle mobs are trained and well-behaved, so you won’t have to deal with any hyper, dominating dogs here.

Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships where boundaries are constantly pushed and respect is non-existent. Leave the stress behind and come build, mine, and explore with us in a world where your time and energy are valued. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into staying if you decide it’s time to move on to bigger priorities in your virtual life. It’s all fun and games here, no family drama allowed!

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NoBoysAllowedVacay

Assertiveness, awkward situation, Boundaries, boyfriend drama, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, exclusion, family dynamics, friendship, group dynamics, group holiday, Hospitality, NoBoysAllowedVacay, passive aggression, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Respect, social dynamics, social etiquette, uncomfortable situations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any awkward encounters with your friend’s rude boyfriend!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about eye-rolling, monosyllabic responses, or awkward encounters. Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy the game without any hostility from other players.

Plus, we have a strict “no rude boyfriends allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful behavior while playing. Join us now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of a creeper blowing up your house, of course!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, compassion, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Honesty, Integrity, love, loyalty, Minecraft, non-negotiable, partner, Quality, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

Looking for a partner who can survive a creeper explosion without flinching? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your TNT-loving soulmate. Whether you’re into building epic castles or trolling your friends with elaborate traps, this server has it all. Join us for a chance to meet your blocky better half and create some explosive memories together!

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LonelyCraft: A Virtual Hug

coping, emotions, Hug, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness coping mechanisms, loneliness emotions, loneliness feelings, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness self-care, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care, Support, virtual

Are you tired of feeling lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel alone again as you embark on epic adventures with your new virtual friends.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, oh no. It is a magical place where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to grant wishes to those who can find him. Some say he can turn dirt into diamonds with a snap of his fingers, while others claim he can make your wildest dreams come true.

So why waste another moment feeling lonely when you could be joining our server and experiencing all the wacky wonders it has to offer? Come on in and let the fun begin!

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ShowerCraft 2.0: Where Thoughts Run Wild

RUN, ShowerCraft, Thoughts, Wild

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with crazy adventures and wild stories waiting for you to explore.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and battle evil mobs with a sword that shoots out rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of radioactive lobsters who control the entire Minecraft world. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and save the day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Welcome to the wacky world of Minecraft 2.0! Let the fun begin! 🦀🌈💎🧀🐷

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