| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4202 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4752 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1761 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 188 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 656 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9759 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
