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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2437
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	2225
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	182

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchantments Applied:	143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

Ancestry, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Columbus, controversial figure, Crafty, CREW, discovery, DNA analysis, Exploration, genetic study, heritage, heritage research, historical figure, History, jew, Jewish diaspora, Jewish roots, Mediterranean, Navigator, new world, sephardic jew, Spanish Inquisition, Spanish scientists

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Votes:	229	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!