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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	505231	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4562	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	53757

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	6613	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mines Excavated:	3327	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	699	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!