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BlockyMemories

9/11, BlockyMemories, collective memory, cultural memory, devastating moment, emotional impact, historical event, historical marker, historical tragedy, impactful event, memorial, national disaster, national mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, shared experience, significant loss, solemn occasion, Tragedy, tragic event, unforgettable moment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Divine Spears Created:	20

Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, nato, peace negotiations, putin, Redstone, Rumble, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	798
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyKyrgyzstan

Central Asia, CraftyKyrgyzstan, cultural diversity, diverse cuisine, forgotten destination, Hidden Gem, hidden treasures, Kyrgyz culture, Kyrgyzstan, lesser-known country, mountainous landscapes, mysterious country, nomadic traditions, Off the beaten path, rich history, Silk Road, travel destination, underappreciated beauty, undiscovered beauty, unexplored territory, unique experiences

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3071	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

yo, have you ever heard of this place called Kyrgyzstan? me neither, but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly, no joke! also, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine. plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you free enchanted gear if you tell him a funny joke. join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

FakeMedsRUsCrafty

Africa, antibiotics, antimalarial, antimicrobial resistance, counterfeit, deaths, developing countries, drug quality, Fake, FakeMedsRUsCrafty, falsified, global health, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, medication, Medicines, mortality, pharmaceuticals, public health, Sub-Saharan Africa, substandard

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

banner, Lazy, Minecraft, Mods, Pirate, Samurai, Server, Survival, TokyoCity, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	88
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2357

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6900
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!