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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8884 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 127 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!