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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6058 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!