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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6147 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!