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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5034 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!