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NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	195	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	9575

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	674040
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	994
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!