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LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	8874	Divine Spears Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	454726	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Love Letters Sent:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	428260	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Votes:	8221

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	742514	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9908
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	5605	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure