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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	1969
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	3238	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8080	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	656	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!