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Warrior Women Minecraft Server

abortion, BIAS, BRAINDEAD.., ceos, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender war, generalizations, lawmakers, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, warrior, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.

But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.

And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!

Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	919341
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	117

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Moaning Minecraft Server

again.., animated, cartoons, Characters, children, Conversation, dialogue, Entertainment, family, funny, gender stereotypes, humor, Kids, little girl, Media, Minecraft, Moaning, parenting, Server, Son, television, Watching

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

advertisement, banter, blocky, brand recognition, branding, Content Creation, COVER Corp, Cover Corporation, Cover media, Digital Marketing, influencer collaboration, internet culture, meaning of official Cover media, Minecraft, Official, official Cover media, online presence, Promotion, smp, social media, status update, viral marketing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CloneDupe

Active Staff Members, Advanced Staff Bots, CloneDupe, clonedupe.fun, December 28 2023, Economy, Giveaways, jules, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Dupe, minecraft server, Moderation Easier, new media, New Staff Members, Promote Our Server, PvP, Raiding, Respectful Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	300
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4756	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

CloneDupe is a minecraft server owned and founded by Jules. CloneDupe is a Lifesteal Dupe Minecraft Server created in December 28 of 2023. Lots Of Giveaways! Active Staff Members And Respectful Staff Team. Always Looking For New Staff Members. Always Looking for New Media To Promote Our Server! Advanced Staff Bots/Commands To Make Moderation Easier.

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clonedupe.fun:8787

LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.18.2, Anarchy, Cozy, LimeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

The owner of the server “LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.limemine.pro

Trendy Mental Illness Minecraft Server

Awareness, Illness, Mental, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness campaign, mental health community, mental health conversation, mental health culture, mental health discussion, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health support groups, Mental Health Treatment, mental health trends, mental illness, mental illness awareness., Minecraft, Server, stigma, trendy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1538	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you trendsetters with mental illness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged chickens start attacking you with their tiny but mighty beaks. Or how about the time our resident creeper decided to throw a surprise party for all the players by blowing up the entire spawn area? It was a blast!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots by stealing their blocks and teleporting away. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the trendiness of mental illness in the most outrageous and entertaining way possible. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next!

Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, blockbuster, comic book, David Ayer, dc comics, ensemble cast, EXCUSE, film, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, now.., Play, smp, squad, SUICIDE, suicide squad, SuperHero, Villain, Viola Davis, Will Smith

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3233	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	547
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.

Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

big, big Jesus statue, Brazil, bros, Christianity, city, Cristo Redentor, cultural symbol, famous monument, iconic landmark, iconic statue, Jesus, Latin America, least catholic, Minecraft, religious diversity, religious landmark, Rio de Janeiro, Server, SightSeeing, south america, tourist attraction, travel destination, urban landmark

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

Crypto Bullrun Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, bullrun, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Financial, Future, investing, learn from mistakes, market, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, opportunity, profit, regret, reminder, smp, Technology, Trading, wealth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3738	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures because you’re too busy thinking about crypto? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the crypto world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild quests, battling fearsome mobs, and building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your diamond armor into leather, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave the world of crypto behind – trust us, the only bull run you’ll be missing out on here is the one where a pack of bulls stampedes through your base!