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Sanchez’s Server: No Non-EU Buys! Minecraft Server

Ban, buys, Economy, european union, foreign buyers, housing market, immigration, International, Investment, Legal, Minecraft, non-EU citizens, NonEU, PM Sanchez, policy, Properties, Proposal, real estate, regulations, residency, restrictions, Sanchezs, Server, spain, tourism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so, like, u know what’s better than buying properties in spain? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! it’s so lit, u won’t even miss buying properties in spain, trust me.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.

plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?

so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.

CuscoCraft: Incan Labyrinth

Adventure, Ancient civilization, Ancient Wonders, archaeology, cusco, CuscoCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, hidden, historical site, Incan, labyrinth, Lost City, Mystery, Peruvian City, ruins, south america, Underground

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Potions Brewed:	126	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2365	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well listen up cuz we got some INSANE stuff goin on here. so get this, we discovered a hidden incan labyrinth under the peruvian city of cusco. yep, u heard that right. u can explore ancient ruins, dodge booby traps, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. but be careful, cuz there are rumors of cursed artifacts and angry spirits lurking in the shadows. but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u have what it takes to conquer the hidden incan labyrinth. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

air quality, awkward situations, bodily functions, confined spaces, Contagious, discomfort, Elevator, Etiquette, etiquette guidelines, FartCraft, flatulence, germs, health, hygiene, Manners, personal space, public spaces, respiratory health, Server, sneezing, social norms, Ultimate, unpleasant odors

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad

academic performance, academic success, Attention, BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad, China, cognitive development., digital age, education, elementary school students, Impact, learning, relationship, research, screen time, Short video applications, social media, student behavior, study, Technology, tiktok, video consumption

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC BUILDS DAT WILL MAKE U GO “WOWZA”! WE GOT A CASTLE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA FOUND OUT DAT IF U PLAY ON OUR SERVER, U WILL BECOME A GENIUS? YEAH, THEY SAID DAT USING SHORT VIDEOS MAKES U SMARTER AND MORE FOCUSED, SO JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTERMIND!

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Back Pain Relief 1.21.2

1.21.2, alignment, back health, back pain, backache, Chiropractic, discomfort, flip mattress, health, mattress, Pain, pain relief, Posture, Relief, relief techniques, rotate mattress, Sleep, Sleeping, spine, spine popping, Tips, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	228	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.

StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	23349	Potions Brewed:	197
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2786
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Farms Harvested:	673	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!