Savages

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-studded armor and enchanted weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. Rumor has it that once you reach the end, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a giant flying squid and terrorize the other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who can teach you how to speak in emojis and summon lightning storms at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride on the backs of unicorns and rainbows are made of cotton candy.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just remember to watch out for those white people and their alleged shenanigans in Japan – you never know what kind of mischief they might get up to next!