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CraftyNvidiaLand

Artificial Intelligence, Competition, corporate success, CraftyNvidiaLand, data centers, financial news, Gaming, Graphics cards, growth, industry leader, innovation, long-term investment., market capitalization, market dominance, most valuable company, nvidia, record high, semiconductor, stock market, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

BIAS, Cancer, cancer research, clinical trial, confounding, data interpretation, evidence-based medicine, Fun, Healthcare, medical literature, Medical Studies, meta analysis, oncology, Participation, patient outcomes, research findings, research methodology, statistical analysis, Survival, survivalcraft, systematic review, treatment effectiveness, trial

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85

So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!

Realm Rescue: No realm left behind! (realms)

admins, CONTENT, Content Creation, Cool, Creation, Drama, Experience, free trial, friend group, Friends, funds, Help, leaking, left, Lore, Minecraft, Realm, Realms, rescue, Server, starting over, stress

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Unspecified
Server Type	Realm
Server Status	Free trial, looking for support

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is a realm where players can create cool lore and content in a drama-free environment.
How can I help support the server?	You can reach out to the server owners to offer financial support or resources to keep the realm running smoothly.
Is there a specific theme or focus on the server?	The server is focused on building a positive community and creating unique lore and content.
Can I join the realm?	You can inquire with the server owners about joining the realm and potentially becoming a part of the creative community.

MinePhase – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, MinePhase, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can join a community of crazy characters like Lia the Enchantress, Utatane the Sleepwalker, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you’ll find secret archives, unofficial shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Want to team up with Ember the Firestarter or Remilia the Night Queen? Now’s your chance!

Join now for a chance to explore the realms of Runie the Trickster, Muu the Mischief Maker, and Saya the Sorceress. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with Kannagi the Loki, Gram the Dreamer, and Kaminari the Thunder Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for Panko the Prankster and Rie the Royal Jester. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

GirlGoneMinecraft – Minecraft server

Assessment, Behavior, concern, Diagnosis, emotional, Evaluation, girl, GirlGoneMinecraft, Help, intervention, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Observation, PROFESSIONAL, Psychological, Server, signs, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, well-being

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Emeralds Found:	7127	Dragon Eggs Found:	4760
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to witness a girl who can build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian in under five minutes. Is she a Minecraft wizard or just a little bit cuckoo? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that can grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

SkinnyDadvsFatKid

Apology, bmi calculation, body image, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, emotional reactions, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, FITNESS, generational differences, health concerns, Insecurities, loose skin, overeating, self esteem, SkinnyDadvsFatKid, teenage struggles, Understanding, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	278585	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a dad who went from being a chunky monkey to a fitness freak! Join us for some epic adventures and witness the transformation of a man who went from loving donuts to loving dumbbells.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from controlling parents who think they know everything about weight loss. Forget about weird diets and constant BMI calculations, here you can just focus on building your dream world block by block.

And if you ever feel like your dad is being too harsh, just remind him about his loose skin and watch him turn as red as a ripe tomato. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and troll our way to victory!

BlockyLoveIsland

attention seeking, BlockyLoveIsland, Boundaries, cyberbullying, decency, digital citizenship, forum etiquette, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, internet behavior, internet culture, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online harassment, online interaction, Respect, sexual questions, social media, social norms, trolling

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchantments Applied:	257
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all people do is ask inappropriate questions? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for all players who are sick of the weirdos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero tolerance for creepers (both in-game and IRL). Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those weirdos in the dust!

RutteCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Appointment, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch news outlet, Dutch politics, Dutch Prime Minister, Dutchman Rutte, european union, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., Nos, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, sources

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	431280	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, we got dutchman rutte as our new secretary-general, like what even is that, right? he gonna be leading us to victory in all our battles and stuff.

u know, the dutch are known for their epic skills in minecraft, they built windmills and stuff, so u know they gonna be killin it on this server.

plus, we got insider sources telling us that rutte is gonna bring in all his dutch buddies to join us, so we gonna have a whole army of dutch players wrecking havoc on all the other servers out there.

so come join us, bro, and be part of the most epic dutch-led minecraft server in the history of, like, ever. let’s do this!

RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!