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Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

Ponyville Pizzeria

animation, artwork, cartoon, Characters, CHUBBY, Community, cute, Equine, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, fat, Fat Pony, friendship is magic, general, Horse, mlp, My Little Pony, PIZZERIA, plump, pony, Ponyville

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
New Chunks Explored:	111062	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

adam cole, Adams, bay-bay, baybay, BLOCK, Champion, charismatic leader, Entertainment, Epic, meets, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, NXT, nxt champion, Party, professional wrestling, singles competition, Smackdown Live, Sports Entertainment, story time, storytelling, Superstar, tag team, wrestling, wrestling fan, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2136
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).