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BattlefieldCraft Minecraft Server

aid arriving slowly, Assistance, battlefield situation, BattlefieldCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Government, humanitarian, international aid, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Reinforcements, response, Server, Support, Troops, Ukraine, underarmed, Urgency, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6282	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Dragons Tamed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be part of the 14 brigades fighting with underarmed tools against hordes of creepers and zombies! Our aid arrives way too slowly, just like that one friend who always shows up late to the party. Feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate through the battlefield, just like Zelensky commenting on the chaotic situation. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Join now and find out!

Taxpayer Travel Lodge

Accommodation, Accountability, australian senate, Canberra, controversy, Corruption, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, Government, investigation, investment property, lodge, luxury property, misuse of funds, overnight stay, Politics, public funds, scandal, Senator Fatima Payman, Taxpayer, taxpayers, travel, travel expenses

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Farms Harvested:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild adventures of senator fatima payman! she charges taxpayers $310 a night to stay at her own $450,000 investment property in canberra, but in our server, she’s just a blocky character trying to build her dream mansion! watch as she navigates through creeper-infested forests and battles zombie politicians to claim her rightful place as the ruler of the land! join now for a chance to witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of minecraft!

BlockyBootyCraft

ass, beauty standards, BlockyBootyCraft, body image, body positivity, Boobs, cultural norms, double standards, empowerment, Gender norms, inappropriate, Media influence, objectification, objectifying women, sexism, Sexuality, Sexualization, sexualized, societal expectations, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got ass everywhere, but it aint inappropriate like dem boobs. we got booty blocks, twerking villagers, and even a twerk dance party every friday night. come shake dat booty with us and build some phat houses. plus, rumor has it dat if u find the secret ass shrine hidden deep in da mines, u will be granted unlimited twerking powers. so come on down and get ur booty on at dis crazy server.

ScottyP’sSMP [ADULTS ONLY] [Vanilla] [BrandNew] [420BringtheVibes]

420BringtheVibes, 420friendly, Adult, adultsonly, Adventure, AncientTemples, Architect, Brandnew, Chill, Community, Discord, EpicBuilds, Exploration, friendship, Minecraft, Newworld, Qol, Quests, Secrets, Semivanilla, smp, Stoner, Survival, UnchartedLands, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Potions Brewed:	67	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP: Bringing the Vibes! 🌟

Welcome to ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP, where adventure awaits, friendships blossom, and the world of Minecraft comes alive!

This is an ADULTS ONLY server, looking for folks with Good Vibes and a 9-5.

Join the discord! — discord.gg/4sAns8YNbq

Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, our server promises an unforgettable experience. Here’s what you can expect:

Semi-Vanilla: We believe in the magic of Minecraft as it was meant to be played. A few QOL aspects will be added down the road.

Epic Builds: Channel your inner architect! Construct sprawling castles, hidden villages, or pixel art masterpieces. The canvas is yours.

Exploration: Venture into uncharted lands, discover ancient temples, and unravel secrets buried deep within the terrain.

66.179.219.135:25565

GhostlyGiggles Minecraft Server

Apparition, boo, chilling, creepy, eerie, fear, fright, ghost, GhostlyGiggles, Ghoul, Halloween, Haunted, Haunting, Minecraft, Paranormal, Phantasm, scare, Server, Specter, spine-tingling., spirit, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by a spooky ghost! But don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. He loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making their tools disappear. Join our server for a chance to interact with a real ghost and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re playing with a player or a paranormal entity. Plus, our ghost is a master builder and has created some truly hauntingly beautiful structures that will leave you in awe. So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the supernatural meets the sandbox.

4th Movie Mania Minecraft Server

4th, 4th of july, action, blockbuster, celebration, Cinema, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, family, film, fireworks, Friends, holiday, Mania, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Patriotic, Popcorn, Server, Summer, Suspense, Thriller, Watching

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	9333
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of watching boring old movies on the 4th of July? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a movie night every night! That’s right, instead of fireworks, we have explosions in the game that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our movie selection is out of this world – we have everything from zombie apocalypses to rom-coms featuring creepers and villagers. So why watch a movie when you can be IN the movie on our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

EdibleFreakOutCraft

18-20, blow up, Discord, Drama, EdibleFreakOutCraft, Edibles, Fake, Feedback, Felony.., Friends, Group Chat, invite, moral issues, Party, refusing, Ride, selfish, transparency, underage, uninvited

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, fake friends, and party shenanigans. Just like the OP, you might find yourself in a sticky situation where your ride to the party suddenly disappears because you refused to bring free edibles for everyone. But don’t worry, we have plenty of drama and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who needs free edibles when you have all this excitement?

ThumbsUpCraft

Abilities, actions, awkward, body parts, clumsy, Communication, coordination, dexterity, Expressions, Gestures, Hands, IDIOMS, intricate, Language, movements, people, phrases, Saying, Skills, THUMBS, ThumbsUpCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4902	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7038
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

RatDevalKetMC

adolescence, Adulthood, amphetamine, Department, DEVALUATION, impairment, Kansas State University, ketamine, Neither, Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, study, Sub-Anesthetic, Tested, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to The Most Average Minecraft Server Around, PlaceMC 1.20.2 SMP

1.20.2, apply, Average, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, gameplay, Ip:, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, PlaceMC, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	4891
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

PlaceMC Overview

Version	1.20.2
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Unique Features	Custom plugins, unique structures, LGBTQ+ friendly community
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JpkaB82UxA
Server IP	placemc.my.pebble.host (Whitelisted, join Discord to apply)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to join the Discord server to apply.
What makes PlaceMC unique?	PlaceMC has custom plugins and structures created by the community.
Is the community LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, PlaceMC prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming community.