Saturday Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

no loli, Thread, BlockyBanter, Minecraft, long tail tags

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

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Down Under Dorks: Aussie Vtuber Server

Ancient, Dorks, Neg Nasu, Tomboy, saturday edition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Taco Tues-Saturday Edition every week! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have an exclusive Aussie VTuber team called Vershion, featuring Jean “Jets” Faymas, a mech pilot tomboy who is definitely NOT a catgirl. And let’s not forget Hanya, the elf idol who is also Jets’ wife – talk about a power couple!

But wait, there’s more! We have Mako Fukasame, a wobbegong shark who is a computer science genius, and Clio Aite, an ex-history professor who is now a grand strategy hag. And if that’s not enough, we also have Vividly Vivi, a radioactive VTuber who is literally glowing in a good way.

And don’t even get me started on Thinkerbella, the singing fairy, or Yozora Aoi, the kiwi tanuki who will steal your heart. Plus, we have Neg Nasu, the funniest purple rockstar wolf you’ll ever meet, and Goonyella, who you can just call Goony for short.

But that’s not all! We have Asakat, the demon sorceress, and Miya Galactic, the Austr-alien who is also an OBS wizard. And let’s not forget TheHapiFox, who eats pizza with mayonnaise – a true rebel!

Oh, and did I mention we have a LIVE KOALA CAM? Yes, you can watch adorable koalas while you play on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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MidtermMayhemCraft

seating, Science, Living Environment, Midterm, advanced classes

Are you tired of boring old classes where you actually have to study to get good grades? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild as you build your way to the top of the class!

Forget about cheating off your classmates in real life, on our server, you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Just make sure you don’t get caught by the virtual teacher, or you might end up failing like poor old Sam.

With our server, you can experience the thrill of getting away with filling in all the wrong answers and still coming out on top. Who needs to study when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your classmates and dominate the virtual classroom. Who knows, you might even end up feeling a little guilty like our friend here, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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GirlCraftLove

Communication, respectful rejection, letting someone down easy, GirlCraftLove, Honesty

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become irresistible to all the girls (or guys) in the server. So why waste time rejecting someone when you can be crafting your way to virtual glory? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations forever!

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OrbitMC

Linktree, Survival, Mods, Economy, Positive

Overview:

Server Name OrbitMC

Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP

Season 2nd Season

Staff Team Active and dedicated

Community Positive and fun

FAQ:

How can I join the OrbitMC community?

You can join our community by checking out our Linktree which provides ways to get involved and join the server.

How do I whitelist myself on the Minecraft server?

Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself so that you can join and play on the server. Contact our staff team for more information on how to whitelist.

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Lum’s Love Realm 1.20.2

Admiration, Anime, adoration, infatuation, Fan

OMG, if you love Lum as much as I do, then you HAVE to join this Minecraft server!

We have so many Lum-themed builds that will make your brain explode with happiness.

From Lum-shaped houses to Lum-inspired pixel art, this server is a Lum-lover’s dream come true.

And guess what? We have Lum-themed events every week where you can win amazing prizes like Lum plushies and Lum-themed merchandise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Lum love consume you!

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FamNotToday Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Hospital, FamNotToday, social support, Emotional support

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own family? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own clan and build epic castles together!

Forget about your real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. No more last-minute cancellations or feeling excluded – on our server, everyone is welcome and included!

Join now and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual family with friends who will always have your back. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a Minecraft family that will never let you down? Come join us and leave the family drama behind!

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CraftyGratitude

Marriage dynamics, Gratitude, Time management, working moms, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of baby zombies come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn them into adorable baby villagers instead. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family while also fending off creepers and skeletons. And if you need a break, take a nap with your youngest Minecraft pet – because we understand the importance of self-care, even in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that appreciates the small things, like sleeping in on Saturdays and taking naps? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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LoveCraft SMP: RomComs Lie

romance, Overrated, unhealthy dynamics, Beloved, romantic movie

OMG, have you heard of this totally cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously dude. You gotta join because like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the spawn is made entirely out of cheese. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical llama appears and gives you a hug! It’s like, so epic.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with marshmallows, and if you win a battle, you get a pet dragon that farts glitter. And the best part is, the whole server is run by a group of dancing penguins who only speak in rhymes. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.

So like, forget about those boring old servers with their normal rules and stuff. Join this one and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pants scared off. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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BlockPartyClub

BlockPartyClub, Good Vibes, ENERGY, late nights, Escape

Are you tired of getting rejected at the club for wearing diamond armor instead of a suit and tie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate clubbing experience! Join us and dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. Plus, our VIP section is located in the Nether, where you can party with the Piglins and Hoglins. Don’t miss out on the hottest club in the block, join us now!

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Server Name	OrbitMC
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Positive and fun

Saturday Edition

Overview:

FAQ:

How can I join the OrbitMC community?

How do I whitelist myself on the Minecraft server?