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Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Votes:	3331	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4055
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4146	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Votes:	6106	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!