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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2484	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	7714	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	9355	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9587
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!