| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7006 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 290 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Votes: | 9015 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1943 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1752 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 6439 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3565 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”