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HighSchoolGrossOut

adolescent, awkward, bathroom humor, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, funny, gross, gross out, growing up, high school, high school stories, HighSchoolGrossOut, Memories, prank, regret, School days, TEENAGE, teenage antics, vomit, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Remember that time you accidentally sneezed on your crush during a presentation? Well, imagine doing that, but with a bucket of slime instead! That’s the level of grossness you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us if you want to experience the most hilariously disgusting moments in gaming history. Who needs high school drama when you can have slime fights and booger battles in the virtual world? Come join us for a wild ride of gross-out fun!

RescueCraft: Gantz’s Scrapyard

#announcement, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, gantz, Gantzs, Government, hostages, Israel, leadership, Military, Négotiation, Politics, rescue, RescueCraft, resignation, resolution, Scrapyard, SECURITY, Tension, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

challenge, clean, clean clothes, cleaning, clothes, clothing, fashion, habits, hygiene, Laundry, laundry day, laundry routine, laundry tips, Lifestyle, naked, naked cleaning, NakedCraft, nudity, personal care, Wardrobe, Washing, washing clothes, washing habits

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

Danish men, fertility, fertility rates, global health, global trends, long-term study, male infertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, medical findings, mens health, population study, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive trends, research study, scientific research, sperm count decline, sperm counts, sperm quality, SpermCountDroppinNotStopin

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

The Lame-o Remake SMP Show: Origin, Voice Chat, Whitelist, 1.20.1!

1.20.1, challenge, Chat, Cheating, Communication, Community, Discord, gameplay, Join, killing, Lameo, lives, Lore, mod, Origin, remake, rules, season 4, Semi Vanilla, Server, Show, smp, teamwork, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Server Features:
Version	1.20.1
Address	the-remake.mysrv.us
Semi-Vanilla	We believe in preserving the core Minecraft experience, so you’ll find most gameplay to be very close to vanilla.
Origin Mod	Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the “Origin” mod.
In-Game Voice Chat	Communicate and strategize with your fellow players using our in-game voice chat feature, making teamwork seamless.
Active Community	Join a friendly and active player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

How to Join:

Simply follow the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/gMBBucrK From there, you can introduce yourself and let us know that you’re interested in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will be happy to guide you through the whitelisting process and help you get started.

Rules:

No cheating
No Random Killing

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply follow the link to our Discord server provided in the post. From there, introduce yourself and express your interest in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will guide you through the whitelisting process.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. These rules include no cheating and no random killing of other players.

Is the server semi-vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it preserves the core Minecraft experience with minimal modifications. However, it does incorporate the “Origin” mod for a unique gameplay experience.

Can I communicate with other players on the server?

Yes, the server offers in-game voice chat feature, allowing players to communicate and strategize with each other seamlessly.

Is the server community active and friendly?

Yes, the server boasts an active and friendly player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

attitude, Behavior, body odor, comparison, Cultural differences, CuntCraft, cunts, demeanour, Diversity, feminism, Gender Roles, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, Perception, personal space, REST, Server, smell, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Usa, USA females, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3605
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, ttt, Ultimate, xsoleil

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	544
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Buildings Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	4078	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy entertaining millions of fans! Join us for epic adventures with Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and the rest of the gang as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Obsydia realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette once built a castle made entirely of diamonds and cake.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, and Vox Akuma pulling off insane stunts like riding pigs off cliffs and taming creepers as pets. And over in Noctyx, Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta once held a dance party with skeletons and zombies – talk about a thriller night!

Join us on ILUNA for magical moments with MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia, where the sky is the limit (literally, we have a sky island made of rainbows). And if you’re feeling brave, venture into XSOLEIL, where Dropscythe and Kyoran Meloco once battled a horde of Endermen armed only with fishing rods.

Krisis is where the action never stops, with Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta leading epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power. And if you’re looking for a challenge, TTT is the place to be, with Kunai Nakasato and VBrightshield testing your skills in parkour, PVP, and more.

But wait, there’s more! Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth and Klara Charmwood once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether – talk about a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal!

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, Bridesmaid, ColorMeMine, decorations, dream hair color, family dynamics, hair color, hair dye, lilac purple, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self-expression, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly love., standing up, wedding cake, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7942	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	9223
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of being told what to do with your hair, even on your sister’s wedding day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and let your hair (or pixelated blocky avatar) be whatever color you want, no questions asked!

We understand the struggle of trying to achieve your dream hair color, just like how you strive to build your dream world in Minecraft. So why settle for boring brown when you can have a vibrant lilac purple hair in our virtual realm?

Forget about being a bridesmaid and dealing with bridezilla moments, come build your own cake (or castle) in our server instead! Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with all your blocky friends?

So say goodbye to hair dye ultimatums and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a purple-haired Minecraft warrior! Join our server now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or guilt trips. Let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, not your hair color choices!

WeddingInkNoThanks

Equipment, family, family expectations, family pressure, guestspot, personal comfort, professional boundaries, short notice, tattoo artist, tattoo design, tattoo hygiene, tattoo layout, tattoo machine, tattoo stencil, tattoo supplies, travel, uncomfortable situation, Wedding, wedding day tattoo, wedding gift, WeddingInkNoThanks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take wedding gifts to a whole new level! Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you get a request to tattoo the bride and groom in-game on their special day. Who needs a fancy wedding gift when you can give the gift of pixelated ink?

Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?

So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.

RedFlagHobby Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!