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BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

WonderWelt

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft server Survival Creative Jump’n’Run BedWars SkyBlock Economy BTC Adventure Multiplayer Minigames PvP Roleplay Mods Building Exploration Community Quests Villagers Redstone, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	4855	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

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SoftSlayer

application, books, chill environment, Community, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, History, library, market, Parkour, pvp arena, Resource World, rules, Shops, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Whitelist, Writing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	1777
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

About Us	Features	Rules
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.	Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests Library full of books written by players since 2012 Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!	We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

FAQ

How long has SoftSlayer been around?

SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is softslayer.com

How many players are usually online?

The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

Are there any map resets?

No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

Are there any P2W perks?

No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

How can I join SoftSlayer?

You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.

Whispering Woods 1.21

#english speaking, asmr, ASMR content, ASMR farm, asmr triggers, discussion, English, live streams, mixed JP/EN, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, soothing sounds, Thread, tingles, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of ASMR tingles and English-speaking Vtubers!

Experience the soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying while listening to Vtubers whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

Get lost in the virtual world of relaxation and entertainment as you build, explore, and chill with fellow players who share your love for ASMR content.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in this unique Minecraft server that will tickle your senses and leave you wanting more.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the ultimate combination of gaming and ASMR!

RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, hygiene, Intimacy, menstrual care, menstrual cup, menstrual cup boiling, menstrual cup cleaning, menstrual cup maintenance, menstrual cup sterilization, menstrual cup storage, menstrual cycle, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, Minecraft, personal care, RedstoneFlow, relationship, sanitation, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4910	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	3299

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

Accountability, attention to detail, Boss, BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL, Career Change, Communication, coworker dynamics, department manager, disconnect, fulfillment, home life, Job, job responsibilities, Observation, online orders, Performance, Retail, supervisors, vacation, work, work-life balance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	406212
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

RedditUserMC SMP

Brainstorming, come up, creativity, how, inspiration, internet, online identity, original, personal branding, reddit, reddit community, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, Unique, username, username creation, username generator, username ideas, username suggestions, username tips

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bedrock Banter

banter, bedrock, blocky

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

ArabianUraniumCraft

ArabianUraniumCraft, energy industry, energy minister, energy policy, energy resources, Energy Sector, MIDDLE EAST, nuclear development, nuclear energy, nuclear fuel, nuclear power, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, uranium enrichment, uranium enrichment program, uranium exports, uranium market, uranium production, uranium sales, uranium supply, uranium trade

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!