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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

Body, Boundaries, comfort, Companionship, consent, CUDDLE, Curiosity, dry humping, emotional connection, Experience, Exploration, female friend, friendship, hook, hook up, Intimacy, Kissing, lonely, making out, Minecraft, physical touch, platonic relationship, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

MidnightGaming

BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, dynamic, Earn, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Farmer, financial empire, Gaming, marketplace, MCMMO, MidnightGaming, Minecraft, miner, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Trade, trader.., trading economy, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1574
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	443	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	7402
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

midnight.slimeservers.com:25609

Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, arab world, Crafty, culture, current, Egyptian, emir, fact, Government, heritage, History, INTERESTING, Islamic, KnowItAlls, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, Politics, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Trivia, world affairs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!

The Diamond Miners Minecraft SMP

appropriate, Beginning, Community, Conversation, Diamond, discussion, Early, forum, initiating, initiating conversation, Minecraft, miners, New thread., online forum, smp, Starting, starting a discussion, starting point, TDM, Thread, Timing, too early, Topic

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PedroMC.net

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Kits, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

RANK #1 RANDOM KIT SERVER WORLDWIDE

A new project that goes for quality. That’s why you will find only well crafted game mods with a modern look and modern mechanics. Currently you can find our awesome ImmortalKits on the server.

Join us and be part of the success!

IP: mc.pderomc.net VERSION: 1.19+

mc.pedromc.net:20014

Dream Craft Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Dream Craft, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, server banner, server rating

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	8947
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

The owner of the Dream Craft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.dreamcraft.pp.ua

Where Is She Minecraft Server

bewildered, confusion, Disappearance, inquiring, looking for her, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, SEARCHING, seeking answers, Server, trying to find her, uncertainty, VANISHED, where could she be, where did she go, where has she gone, where is she, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Bigfoot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where players can hunt down the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost sister, Enderina! Legend has it she’s been hiding out in the Nether, perfecting her fire-breathing skills and waiting for brave adventurers to challenge her to a dance-off. Join now for a chance to boogie with Enderina and earn exclusive disco-themed loot!

Fed Minecraft SMP or WWE Minecraft SMP?

aew, AEW vs WWE, entertainment industry, Fed, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, sports industry, The Fed, wrestling, wrestling brands, wrestling community, wrestling companies, wrestling companies comparison, wrestling fans, wrestling federations, wrestling industry, wrestling leagues, wrestling organizations, wrestling promotions, wrestling promotions comparison, wwe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wrestling match between AEW and WWE! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a surprise appearance from John Cena himself (just kidding, but a girl can dream). So if you’re ready to rumble in the virtual ring and settle the age-old debate of whether “the fed” is AEW or WWE, then come join us for the most entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Comfy Neo’s Minecraft Server

1000% better, comfy, Eating, Fake, fantasy world, Hiding, Live, Minecraft, neo, NEOOOOOOOOOOOO., Neos, perfect life, rat, Real World, regular life, Server, Sewers, SLOP, Wake Up

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of living a boring, regular life in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then join our server and wake up to a whole new reality! Forget about building houses and farming crops, come live in the sewers like a true rebel. Eat slop, hide like a rat, and embrace the chaos of the real world! Trust us, it’s 1000% better than your comfy, perfect life. So what are you waiting for, NEO? Wake up and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!