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BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6339	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	156
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.

But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks

Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	7462
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.

If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

NoCreeperCarpool

car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	123	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?

Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

PerfectDayMC SMP

Bliss, Contentment, dream activities, dream day, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal activities, ideal day, ideal weather, joy, leisure, Peace, perfect day, PerfectDayMC, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	2473	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBreakups

BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakups, Breakup, breakup advice, breakup stories, coping with breakup, cruel breakup, devastating breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, ghosted, healing from breakup, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, sad, worst breakup

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	217	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!