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Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	570391	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	273
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8516
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ores Mined:	6660
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	8097
Farms Harvested:	197	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	718
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2422
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!