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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8719 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)