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Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	748	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8530

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3652
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

antihyperhydrogen-4, antihyperon, Antimatter, AntimatterCraft, antineutrons, antiproton, atomic nuclei, Brookhaven National Laboratory, collisions, DOE, Fun, HyperHydrogen4, hypernucleus, Physicists, Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider, RHIC, STAR Collaboration

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half ice cream, half bae

application, apply, bae, Community, content creators, cream, Discord, divergent, Divergent SMP, Events, Features, Fun, Ice, java, java server, Join, Means, Minecraft, Newest features, Players, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	9616
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Divergent SMP
Version	1.21
Description	Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server where players can enjoy Minecraft’s newest features in a fun and engaging environment.
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Divergent SMP?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application on the server’s website at apply.divergentsmp.net.

2. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, the community regularly hosts events, both in Minecraft and on the discord server.

3. Can I play with content creators on Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators that you can play with on the server.

GoodBros Minecraft Server

best friends, Bonding, brotherhood, Buddies, camaraderie, Cherished moments, close friends, Companionship, Fondness, friendship, good times, GoodBros, Happiness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, PALS, past, Reminiscing, Server, tight knit group, Unity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Back in the day, we had diamond armor for days and our pickaxes never broke! But then the Ender Dragon got jealous of our swag and nerfed us into oblivion. Now we’re just a bunch of sad pandas wandering around in leather armor.

But fear not, brave adventurers! Our Minecraft server is the key to reclaiming our former glory. Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, duel with giant squids, and even have tea parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you might just get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off.

So come on over to our server and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss once and for all!