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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9795
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	527	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9886	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	816	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Buildings Constructed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8945
Animals Bred:	62	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2525
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	8431	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Votes:	1937
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8727

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).