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RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, Caring, cleaning expectations, Communication, DISHES, egoistic, ex boyfriend, Expectations, ikea showroom, income, Laundry, living together, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, money lending, RoomieCraft, roommate dynamics, roommates, self-care, Server, therapist advice

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉

SisterSass-FreeWedding

artist, decision, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Fiance, finance, hurtful, illustrator, Job, judgmental, love, Marriage, Negativity, overreacting, Rude, sister, SisterSassFreeWedding, special day, Support, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!

And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.

So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?

CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHungarian, crisis management., displaced persons, eastern europe, european union, Eviction, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, Minecraft, new law, Refugees, Server, Shelters, social services, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3577	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.

WarCraftTV – HUR Hackz

cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, digital disruption, digital warfare, global tensions, HACKING, Hackz, Hur, HUR hacks, information manipulation, information warfare, international conflict, media censorship, media manipulation, online warfare, political tensions, Propaganda, Reality of war, Russian TV channels, WarCraftTV

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	9569	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HACKED RUSSIAN TV CHANNELS AND SHOWN THEM THE REALITY OF WAR. WE BLEW THEIR MINDS WITH OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SKILLS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL LIKE “WOW, WE NEED TO JOIN THAT SERVER ASAP!” COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, WHERE WE FIGHT WITH PIXELATED SWORDS AND BATTLE CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE THE RUSSIAN ARMY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #EPICWARFARE #HACKERSFORLIFE 😎🔥🚀

CraftyGunz

Adolescent Suicide, CraftyGunZ, Firearm Purchase Laws, firearms, gun control, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, legal regulations, legislation, mental health, Mental Health Laws, Minimum Age, policy impact, Preventing Tragedies, Prevention, public policy, Public Safety, Suicide prevention, Youth Access to Guns, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
New Chunks Explored:	838894	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mines Excavated:	3598	Villages Defended:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	3682	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4321	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Potions Brewed:	182

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!