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NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gods Slained:	0

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	5265	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	226	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

KindCraftKindness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

alternative energy, clean energy, climate change, energy efficiency, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green technology, growing rapidly, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, solar energy, solar industry, solar innovations, Solar installations, solar market trends, solar panels, solar power, solar projects, SolarCraft, surpassing expectations, sustainable energy, worldwide

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crops Grown:	1940
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!