satisfactory updates Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	77
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2752	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2040	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	63	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!