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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

Ads, burekas, Cunt, food ads, food freak out, Food Safety, Jewish cuisine, kosher certification, kosher cooking, kosher diet, kosher eating, Kosher food, kosher guidelines, kosher ingredients, kosher market, kosher meals, kosher preparation, kosher snacks, kosher standards, kosher store, rabbi approved, Realm, sausage and cheese

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5783

Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

audio player, Digital Media, Enjoy, enjoying, Entertainment, Favorite, FLAC, flac files, HIGH, high quality, high res flac, image board, Minecraft, music enjoyment, music player, Namida, Online Community, PIXEL, player, res, shitpost, shitposting, smp, Technology, Video, video enjoying, video player, wait time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	152	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Dimension Hops:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	8894	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5742	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.