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PrinceCraft Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime ASMR, Bedtime Meditation, bedtime music, bedtime playlist, bedtime ritual, bedtime routine, bedtime routine for adults, bedtime routine for kids, bedtime story, bedtime vibes, bedtime video, Calm, Good Night, Lullaby, Minecraft, Peaceful, PrinceCraft, Relaxation, Server, Sleep, soothing, Sweet Dreams, sweet prince

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and create memories that will have you saying, “Good night, sweet prince” in the most epic way possible!

DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Star Shards Collected:	252	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6143
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition

AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruption

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Items Found:	2545	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2533	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2055	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!