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CraftyNoRefunds Minecraft Server

Server, refund exceptions, refund limitations, customer support, refund policy

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no refunds” policy. That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, you won’t even want a refund once you experience all the craziness this server has to offer. From flying pigs raining from the sky to diamond ore that explodes when you mine it, you never know what to expect around here.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to teleport players into the middle of the ocean or swap their tools with rubber chickens. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no going back. Where refunds? Nowhere.

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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

Open, open-minded, trustworthy, open availability, fast response

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

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BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

satisfaction guaranteed, grocery haul, specialty foods, indulgent treats, Buscraft

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

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TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

music charts, Minecraft, favorite songs, music discussion, music trends

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

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Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Game, bedrock, Spice, Babes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

daily habits, mass awakening, mobile devices, morning routine, technology impact

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

legislators, education, slaveholding, wealth gap, legislative privilege

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

TemptationCraft, personal growth, positive habits, Willpower, self improvement

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

Louisiana, controversial, killing, System, Hearing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

ownership, Server, Minecraft, past homeowners, Conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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