satis – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineGoddessMC Server
Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, English, japanese, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, MineGoddessMC, Platform, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server
Asian culture, asian women, attraction, Azn waifu, AznWaifus, BELIEF, cultural preference, DATING, deserve, desire, destiny, FANTASY, fate, Gods Will, longing, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, Romantic, Server, soulmate, wish fulfillment
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of having your very own Azn waifu to accompany you on your Minecraft adventures? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you the chance to find your perfect Azn waifu!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?

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TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server
#Intention, Absurd, Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, controversy, dyslexic, Friend, funny t-shirt, gift, humor, humor interpretation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, social media, TeeHeeCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.
Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

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CraftyApologyNeeded
Apology, apology etiquette, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyApologyNeeded, emotional response, Empathy, Expectations, Frustration, Guilt, misunderstanding, partner, patience, personal boundaries, relationship, self reflection, shame, Therapy, unreasonable
Looking for a Minecraft server that will apologize when it runs over your foot with a bike? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will say sorry for even the smallest mishaps. Forget about building, mining, and exploring – the real challenge is getting the perfect apology from your fellow players!
Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.
Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!

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Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server
altercation, beating up, brawl, Celebrity, challenge, Competition, Conflict, dream scenario, Fame, fantasy fight, fortune, Justice, justification, million dollars, Minecraft, Payday, Prize money, Revenge, Server, showdown, SmackDown, Victory, winning money
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win big is by beating up celebrities! Imagine winning $1,000,000 just for taking down your favorite Hollywood star in a virtual fight. Will you choose to duke it out with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for his muscles of steel? Or maybe you’ll go head to head with Taylor Swift and her killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where fame and fortune await those brave enough to take on the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start training for your shot at the jackpot!

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CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks
acceptance, blocks, CraftyQueers, culture, Diversity, Experience, friendship, Gay, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, love, Openness, personal growth, perspective, relationships, serious, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Straight.., Understanding
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

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HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server
crisis response, defense operation, Houthi rebels, HouthiHavoc, International intervention, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, military rescue, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval rescue, naval support, naval warfare, rescue crew, rescue mission, Server, ship attack, U.S. naval forces, Yemen conflict
come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue crew from ships attacked by houthi rebels in a virtual world! sail the high seas and battle against evil rebels while building your own empire of blocks! why join? because we have dolphins that shoot lasers from their eyes and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks! plus, our staff are all trained navy seals who will protect you from any virtual danger. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCreeperzPeace
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!
COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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CatCraftMurderPractice
animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?
join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.
plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

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ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive
aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive
so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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