satirist – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BaguetteCraft

American, Apology, BaguetteCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, Etiquette, French, friendship, humor, JOKE, Language, misunderstanding, offensive, Respect, sensitivity, Social Interaction, social norms, song reference

Are you tired of boring old servers where people get offended over harmless jokes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage outrageous humor and crazy antics!

One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!

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CableCutCrafters

Asia-Pacific, CableCutCrafters, China, Communication, CREW, detain, Diplomatic, DiSRuPtiON, Incident, international relations, investigation, Legal, Maritime, SECURITY, Ship, subsea cable, Surveillance, taiwan, Technology, telecommunications, territorial dispute

Come join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than Taiwan detaining a Chinese-crewed ship! Our players are like pirates, cuttin’ subsea cables and causin’ chaos all over the place! You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon in dis server. Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So come on, mateys, join us and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!

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Buzz Tech: Electronic Bee-Veterinarian

bee health, Beehive sensors, beekeeping, BeeVeterinarian, Buzz, climate change, colony collapse disorder, conservation, dangerous levels, EBV, electronic, Electronic Bee-Veterinarian, environmental monitoring, forecasting models, Heat sensors, hive temperatures, honeybees, innovation, research, saving honeybee colonies, sensor-based technology, Sustainable Agriculture, Tech, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BEEHIVE SENSORS to save the precious honeybee colonies!!! our Electronic Bee-Veterinarian, or EBV, uses fancy heat sensors and magic forecasting models to keep those hive temperatures in check.

if you wanna be a hero to the bees and save the world, then this server is for you! join us and become the ultimate beekeeper in all of minecraft land. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of buzzing bees all day? it’s like having your own little army of tiny, fuzzy friends.

so what are you waiting for? come on over and be a part of our bee-saving, temperature-monitoring, hive-protecting crew. the bees are counting on you! 🐝🍯🌼

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Lost Era

Bedwars, Bosses, Classes, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.lostera.net Lost Era – Home of modern Factions! Version: 1.21 | Custom World: Terralith & Terratonic

HEADHUNTING: – Sell heads to gain exp & progress through the ranks. – Exchange heads for masks that provide powerful buffs.

Factions: – Unlimited members. – Extensive permission system.

play.lostera.net

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, Currency, Exploration, Factions, fair footing, Griefing, laid back, Open, Phantoms, player freedom, player heads, PvP, rich history, server performance, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on Straight Up server.
Are world resets done on this server?	No, the world has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP and griefing allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any in-game economy or currency systems?	No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on this server.

Rainbow Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Japanese entertainment, Nijisanji, Nijisanji branch, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji fan community, Nijisanji fandom, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji streams viewer, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, Nijisanji Youtube, RAINBOW, Realms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, にじさんじ

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard of this Nijisanji thing? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers from Japan. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft but with more waifus and memes. You gotta join this server if you wanna level up your weeb game and witness the chaos unfold.

Imagine watching multiple streams at once, like having a virtual reality headset on while chugging a gallon of Mountain Dew. It’s like living in a parallel universe where catgirls rule the land and memes are the currency. Plus, you can stalk your favorite Nijisanji members on all their social media accounts like a true creeper.

To get into Nijisanji, you gotta prove your worth by showcasing your love for anime, gaming, and all things kawaii. It’s like passing an entrance exam to Hogwarts, but instead of spells, you gotta know your way around a creeper explosion. And don’t worry if you don’t speak Japanese, just bring your best anime voice and you’ll fit right in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of legends and become part of the Nijisanji cult. Ignore the haters, the trolls, and the normies, because in this world, we only speak the language of memes and virtual waifus. Let’s go on an adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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MineCraftyEUkraine

bilateral agreement, economic cooperation, economic development, EU, European Commission, european economy, european union, international relations, MineCraftyEUkraine, mineral extraction, mineral trade, minerals deal, Natural resources, raw materials, Resource Management, Sustainable development, trade agreement, trade partnership, Ukraine, Ukraine-EU relations, win-win

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss!

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Pixel Diabetic Docs

Advanced technology, diabetes, diabetes education, diabetes management, diabetes specialists, diabetes treatment, Diabetic, docs, Healthcare, healthcare providers, insulin technology, Medical research, patient outcomes, PCPs, PIXEL, positive results, primary care providers, remote healthcare, specialist care, specialists, Telehealth, telemedicine, Training

so, like, u know how diabetes is like, a total bummer, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, we got this INSANE technology that can help u manage ur diabetes like a pro! and get this, u don’t even need to see a fancy specialist in person, u can just chat with ur regular ol’ doctor or even do it through telehealth! it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. so come join us and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together, one block at a time! #diabeteswarriors #minecraftmagic

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The Loom

Adventure, bedrock, Community, console, Creative, Cross-Play, EASY, family, Friends, Gaming, java, java edition, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, The Loom, TheLoomMC, Vanilla

This server is great if your new to java or just want to play minecraft but you friends or family are on bedrock! Very easy to join on console aswell! Just friend TheLoomMC on minecraft and you can join the server through him!

connect.theloommc.uk

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Welcome server minecraft

banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, personal account, Server, welcome

The description of the server server “Welcome” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SuperCreazu.aternos.me

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