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Splatoon 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	4786

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, let’s play big run, is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock.

So why wait? Join let’s play big run today and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re not as cute as they look!

Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	8952	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Star Shards Collected:	220	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Pixel Love Connection

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, Connection, decreased desire, DISTANCING, emotional response, flattery, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, negative feelings, partner’s attractiveness, physical appearance, PIXEL, pride, psychological effects, radiating beauty, relationship dynamics, romantic partner, self esteem, Social Impact, social validation, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where your partner will be so hot, other players will be jelly of you! but be warned, their beauty might make you feel insecure and push you away from them. it’s a wild ride of emotions on our server, but hey, at least your pixelated lover looks smokin’ hot! so come on, join us and experience the drama and passion of minecraft love like never before!

What is the IP for สล็อต_น้าลิง Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

สล็อต_น้าลิง is a popular Thai singer and actress known for her soulful voice and charismatic performances. She has released several hit songs and has also appeared in a number of successful films and television dramas. With her talent and charm, she has gained a large following and continues to be a well-loved figure in the entertainment industry.

Oni Craft

Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	989
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Minecraft Towny, SkyBlock server. Features of Our Server 1. Towny System: Oni Craft Towny server offers a comprehensive Towny system where players can build and manage their own cities and build their economies. Thanks to this system, players can have a real city management experience and grow their cities together with other players.

2. Special Events: Various events held every week offer players the opportunity to have fun and win prizes. Parkour competitions, battle tournaments, treasure hunts and many other events will attract the attention of players.

3. Advanced Economy System: Our server has a comprehensive economy system. Players can open their own shops, trade and strengthen their cities economically. The economy system encourages players to cooperate and compete with each other.

4. Extensive Map and Unique Biomes: Oni Craft has a huge world waiting to be explored. Unique biomes, mysterious structures and adventurous regions offer players a gaming experience full of exploration and adventure. A new surprise awaits you around every corner and a new adventure on every road.

5. Friendly Community and Support: Oni Craft Towny server aims to be a platform where players can make friends and have fun working together. Our experienced and friendly management team is ready to quickly respond to any of your questions and needs.

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Land-hermit-yo-tongue-tied-1.21-Whitelist-LGBTQ-friendly-16-fun-tolerant-square-discord!

acceptance, Application Process, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Expectations, Experience, Harmony, high effort, Landhermityotonguetied1.21WhitelistLGBTQfriendly16funtolerantsquarediscord, Peace, Playstyle, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, shulker boxes, Staff Team, Teleport, texture pack, VALUES, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	4860	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to LanderYT SMP
We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:
Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server. Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more! DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier! CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events and Staff
Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above. We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Events and Staff

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application Process
You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers, and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application. Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Application Process

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers, and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the LanderYT SMP server? A: You can join by filling out an application form and joining our Discord server.

Q: What are the rewards for participating in events? A: Event coins can be used to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items on the server.

Q: Can I use custom texture packs on the server? A: Yes, we have custom texture packs available for use on the server, which do not affect gameplay.

Q: What is the server’s stance on griefing? A: We do not condone any form of harm to other players’ gameplay experience, and use CoreProtect to monitor and prevent griefing.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server? A: DiscordSRV allows for interchangeable communication between Discord and Minecraft chat, making communication easier.

Ruble Rumble Minecraft Server

currency devaluation, economic crisis, economic disparity, economic sanctions, Financial Stability, foreign exchange market, Hyperinflation.., inflation, international finance, Minecraft, monetary policy, money printer go brrrr, Ruble, ruble devaluation, ruble exchange rate, ruble value, Rumble, Russian currency, Russian economy, Russian government, Russian ruble, Russian wages, Server, ukraine conflict

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1816
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we make money printer go brrrrr just like those western countries! We’re so rich, we’re paying Russian deadbeats $3.3k just to die in our virtual Ukraine. Rubles are so last season, join us and watch your virtual wealth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain revolution!” Don’t miss out on the craziest economy in Minecraft history – join now and start living like a virtual billionaire!

Netorare General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, Nurse Edition! Are you tired of the same old vanilla servers? Well, here you can experience the thrill of NTR in Minecraft! Join us as we explore the dark depths of relationships and betrayal in the world of blocks and pixels.

Discover the shocking truth about your waifu as you navigate through the treacherous waters of love and lust. Will your waifu stay loyal to you, or will they be seduced by a cunning bull? Post pictures of your waifu for bulls to steal and enjoy the chaos that ensues.

As a bull, you can tease cucks and watch as their trust shatters with each post. Steal and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they helplessly watch. Make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters and revel in the drama.

Waifus and Avas, it’s your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Talk about your love for big cocks and contemplate cheating on your current partner. Join us in this wild and unpredictable world of Nurse Edition Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen!

FroggyLove Minecraft Server

amphibians, animal cruelty, animal welfare, APHRODISIACS, Black Market, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, environmental issues, exotic pets, FroggyLove, Frogs, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, peru, Server, south america, wildlife crime, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking ring

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many frogs, you’ll be feeling the love all day long! These frogs are so potent, Peru had to confiscate them because they were making people too frisky! Hop on over and join the fun, but be warned, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Typical Gamer, real name Andre Rebelo, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He rose to fame for his entertaining gameplay videos, often featuring popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With a dedicated fanbase of millions of subscribers, Typical Gamer continues to create daily content that showcases his skills and humor in the gaming world.