satiricalcomedy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SquadalaCraft: Where the Adventure Begins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky adventure where we ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. And let’s not forget the time we built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got ’em. Need a diamond sword with every enchantment known to man? We got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin! Squadala, we’re off to the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride through the Wyorst Of Both WyorldsSyeox Byattlepass, where you can battle it out with Vyane Chyaracter Guyideyoutube.com/watch?v=ZFD5tpPVy_8 [Embed] and compete in crazy tournaments like the EU tournyament #2 where 2B-ANYON emerged victorious!

But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!

Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!

We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!

This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Pals: Land of the Llamas

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! In this server, we have created our very own country called SOVL (Secret Order of Villager Lovers) where all players are required to wear a mustache and speak in a British accent at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for carrot cake and can be easily defeated by a well-timed bake-off. And don’t forget about our annual llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest country in the Minecraft universe!

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Where Blocks Survive & Vanilla is Anything But Bland

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Survival Blocks
Version	1.20.4
Features	Classic Survival gameplay with claim plugin to prevent griefing
IP Address	play.survivalblocks.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Survival Blocks?	Survival Blocks is a classic Survival server focusing on the nostalgic Minecraft experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. A claim plugin with a golden shovel is implemented to prevent griefing.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address play.survivalblocks.com in your Minecraft client.
Can I play with friends on Survival Blocks?	Yes, you can invite and play with your friends on the server for a cooperative gameplay experience.

Genetically Modified Femcel Funland

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!

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CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more can join. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that the real VIPs are the ones with the big numbers, and we’re here to celebrate them in all their glory.

Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.

But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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CosmicX VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	CosmicX
Pros	Pros
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes Constant updates and new content Active and large player base	Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools Vanilla creative server with custom features Private realms for solo or group play Fair rules and inclusive community
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity Some game modes may have long queue times Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage	Not as well-known or established as Hypixel May have smaller player base Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

Which server is better for new players?

CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

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Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

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