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VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	5563	Votes:	9157
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	695

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ores Mined:	2471	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.