satirical proof – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KurskCraft: Spy Chiefs Edition

chiefs, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, Espionage, fear, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, Military, nuclear threats, praise, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy chiefs, uk, Ukraine, US, West

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with that kursk incursion, right? well, turns out, the US and UK spy chiefs be all like “yaaas queen, ukraine, slay!” they be sayin’ that the West shouldn’t even be scared of russia’s nuclear threats cuz ukraine be handlin’ it like a boss.

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine takin’ on russia, then u gotta join our Minecraft server, where we slay dragons and build epic castles like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got secret spy missions and top-secret intel that’ll make u feel like a real-life James Bond.

come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on all the crazy fun we’re havin’. so grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

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Be Kind Craft

Craft, cyber compassion, cyber kindness, digital civility, digital empathy, digital manners, internet culture, internet etiquette, internet manners, KIND, Kindness, kindness movement, online behavior, Online Community, online kindness campaign, online positivity, online respect, positive interactions, social media kindness, spreading kindness, virtual goodwill, virtual kindness

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds for days and creepers that like to breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so come on down and join the fun, because there’s absolutely zero point not to be kind on the internet. let’s build a world of rainbows and unicorns together! 🌈🦄🎉

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Which servers are comparable to PrismaCraft ?

BUILD, Community, Cosy, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friendly, grind, home, Linktree, lovely community, Minecraft Players, Plugins, PvE, RANGE, RPG, RPG elements, settle down, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE

Some Minecraft servers similar to PrismaCraft include:

1. TownyVerse – This server focuses on towny gameplay with a strong community aspect. Players can create and manage their own towns, trade with others, and participate in community events.

2. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy Pokemon, PixelmonCraft offers a unique twist on the Minecraft experience by adding Pokemon into the game. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in this immersive server.

3. TheArchon – Known for its competitive gameplay and unique features, TheArchon offers a variety of game modes including factions, prisons, and skyblock. Players can compete against each other and climb the ranks to become the top player on the server.

4. Mineville – With a focus on mini-games and creative building, Mineville offers a wide range of activities for players to enjoy. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, there is always something fun to do on this server.

5. Hypixel – One of the most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including bedwars, skywars, and survival games. With a large player base and constant updates, there is always something new to discover on this server.

These servers, like PrismaCraft, offer unique and immersive experiences for players looking to enjoy Minecraft in a new and exciting way.

play.prismacraft.net

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SpacedMC

BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Minecraft, miner, Newcomer, smp, SpacedMC, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla

About Us: Dive into a pure Minecraft experience with our Vanilla Survival SMP server! Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a newcomer, our server offers a friendly community where you can build, explore, and thrive.

spacedmc.sytes.net

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Vanilla Minecraft server with chat bubbles. Soup not included. 1.20.1 vanilla

1.20.1, Bubbles, BUILD, Chat, Chill, classic, Communication, Community, EASY, Enjoy, Experience, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Included, Ip:, laid back, Laidback, Minecraft, Players, Relaxed, Server, Soup, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chill Survival Vanilla
Description	Enjoy classic Minecraft gameplay with proximity chat for easy communication. Build, explore, and thrive in a laid-back community. Perfect for all players looking for a fun and friendly experience!
Server Ip	segohub.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP (segohub.com) in your Minecraft client and click “Join Server”.
2. Is this a modded server?	No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with proximity chat for communication.
3. Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules section for a list of dos and don’ts.
4. Can I play with my friends on this server?	Of course! You can invite your friends to join and play together on the server.
5. How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can contact an admin or moderator on the server to report any player misconduct.

V I N C E N T – M I N E C R A F T – S E R V E R

#expressionism, art history, art movement, artist, artistic genius, creativity, Dutch artist, emotional turmoil, famous artist, iconic paintings, mental health, Modern art, painter, post-impressionism, self portrait, starry night, Sunflowers, troubled artist, Vincent, Vincent Van Gogh

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to Vincent’s wacky world of wonder!

Join us on this server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have been genetically modified to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. And watch out for our mischievous villagers who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties in the town square.

So why wait? Join Vincent’s Minecraft server today for a wild ride of ridiculousness and pure hilarity!

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JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

Alabama, arizona, arkansas, Baylor, brigham young, cfb, college football, colorado, Colorado State, Edition, general, iowa, Iowa State, JOOOMP, Kansas State, Michigan, Minecraft, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Oregon, Oregon State, PAC12afterdark., pick em, Pitt, Purdue, smp, south florida, Southern Methodist, tennessee, texas, Tulane, Utah, Washington, Washington state, West Virginia

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

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MineCraftyMischief

BETRAYAL, childhood development, co-op, crunchy mom, crunchy mom group, education, essential oils, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, healthy living, homeschooling, MineCraftyMischief, parenting, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, public school, public school vs homeschooling, stay at home mom, Twins, unschooling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.

Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?

Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?

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RidicCraft SMP – What’s Normal Anyway?

abnormal habits, bizarre rituals, common behavior, normal, odd customs, odd rituals, peculiar practices, peculiar quirks, pet peeve, quirky behaviors, quirky traditions, RidicCraft, Ridiculous, smp, societal norms, strange customs, strange habits, unconventional actions, unconventional habits, unusual behaviors, unusual tendencies, weird practices, weird tendencies, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas, and start a chicken army to take over the server. We don’t believe in boring builds or following the rules – chaos is our middle name!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection? Yeah, things can get pretty crazy around here.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for anything – including getting turned into a blocky chicken by the server admins. It’s all in good fun, right?

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RespectCraft

Accountability, Authenticity, communication skills, compassion, Empathy, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, loyalty, Manners, Open-mindedness, Professionalism, resilience, Respect, RespectCraft, Selflessness, trustworthiness, work ethic

What’s something that instantly makes you respect someone? Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, and players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded. If you want to earn the respect of your fellow gamers, this is the place to do it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come join us and show off your skills – you might just earn the ultimate respect of the Minecraft community!

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