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OdysseyMC

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9634	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to OdysseyMC! We are a brand new community with experienced staff and room for more!

With Duels, Crates, Custom Gear, and over 900 Quests for you to enjoy, come check us out today!

IP: play.odysseymc.ca Discord: discord.gg/BQFc7ndhDE

play.odysseymc.ca

Inferium Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Inferium Network We’re a small survival minecraft server with much ambition, we have many features for our players. Slimefun, Reputation Ranks, Daily Rewards, Kits, Ranks, Survival, 1.13.2, We’re always looking to improve, if you have anything you’d like to suggest or inform us on, please join our discord: https://discord.gg/WEnS8qX Apart from this, if you’d like to visit our website, the link is: Inferiumnetwork.enjin.com

142.44.191.74:25569

Anoy smp

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	7016	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Server IP: ANOY_SMP.aternos.me:19003

ANOY_SMP.aternos.me:19003

The Bandit Empire

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

TBE is a place of building and exploration. Rules are limited generally but hacking is not allowed. Server is fairly untouched. Claimed land will be protected without cost. Custom made loot structures litter the map. Currently is run by me crasheden, but server leaders/representatives are needed. Looking forward to making new friends, server innovations, and history to TBE.

104.193.183.34:36788

soulcia

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alien Abductions:	5

We are a new server just starting up and we would love to have some new people I guess. We’re going to add factions and um and a shop plz join.

144.217.35.119:25592

Cloudnetwork – mt

Business, Economy, Minetopia

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

MineTopia started as a roleplay server where different players can be invited to a city. The players build a society together with all kinds of things that can also be found in a real city, such as a bank, a supermarket, a center, etc. They start with a small starting amount of €5000, which is almost useless in this server. . The idea is to gradually become richer, and some players have succeeded.

CloudNetwork.serv.nu

Krugas Tower

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	916	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Name : Kruga’s Magic Tower PC Minecraft : Enhanced Vanilla RPG Towny Survival. VERSION : Java 1.13.2 SERVER IP and PORT : 104.193.183.178:58830

So come and join : ) Seriously it’s epic, took us years to build. Bring your friends!

104.193.183.178:58830

Minecraft Argentina

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	5619

Argentine Minecraft Server, generally in vanilla and the latest version available.

minearg.duckdns.org

Playhtml

Active, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

is fun

PLAYHTML.minehut.gg

HG (MC-HG Reborn)

KitPvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Remember the good old days of MC-HG, this is a remade version with a lower fanbase hoping to expand. At the moment everyone gets free vip and all kits.

147.135.191.62:25582