🔥satirical humour Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

Pixel Purgatory

Breakup, Communication, Conflict, counseling, forgiveness, Honesty, Insecurities, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, moving on, partner, reconciliation, regret, ReIgnite, relationship, ruined, second chance, starting over, Therapy, Trust

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Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!

Experience

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Paper Bedrock Plugins Community Custom Clans Version Intersting Friendly Join Blast Adventure Creative Economy PvP Minigames Events Quests Mods

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Welcome to the Experience survival Minecraft server! What we offer-

1.Latest paper Minecraft version. 1.20.6 2.Bedrock combability. 3.Tons of plugins to keep the game intersting. 4.A friendly community 5.Custom created plugins for the server, for example clans!

What are you waiting for? Join a new survival minecraft server and have a blast!

158.69.22.159:25610

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

ASP, Bee Edition, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, discussion, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, large indies global, lig, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bee Edition! Why should you join? Well, we have a thriving community of indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. It’s like a VIP club for those in the know, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499-view oshi? Go ahead! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent numbers, you’re welcome here. And let’s not forget our top players like Veda with 8,739 viewers or Vei with 5,466 viewers. They’re like the rockstars of our server!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game here. Check out our /lig/ Numbers website for all the juicy stats.

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX fun, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations, and even a thread dedicated to Ducks (yes, actual ducks).

So come join our Minecraft server, where the indie vtuber community thrives and the memes never stop. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing like CottontailVA or Juniper Actias. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

AngelCraft: Where even the angels play Minecraft! Join our heavenly server today!

3rd impact, AngelCraft, Angels, Apocalypse, buried, catastrophe, Chaos, city, death, Destruction, Disaster, Event, HEAVENLY, Join, Lillith, MERGE, Minecraft, Plan, Play, Prepare, Prophecy, Rebuild, sacrifice, Server, Supernatural, Today, Underground

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Lillith buried underground and angels trying to merge with her to start the 3rd impact! But don’t worry, we’ve built a city for you to live in, even though it will be destroyed dozens of times and countless people will die.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving in a city that is constantly under attack by angels and facing the impending doom of the 3rd impact. Will you be able to outsmart the angels and save the city, or will you meet your demise in a spectacularly explosive way?

Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and epic battles on our server. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping danger and excitement at every turn? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CheaterBlock – Where Villagers Have Trust Issues

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, emotional impact, Empathy, ethical considerations, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Integrity, loyalty, moral dilemma, personal experience, personal values, reconciliation, relationship, social dynamics, Trust

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Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness the most scandalous love triangles, backstabbing betrayals, and jaw-dropping drama unfold right before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our chaotic Minecraft world?

And hey, if you can handle all that juicy drama, then you can definitely handle someone who cheated on their partner. Trust us, you’ll need all the drama experience you can get on our server!

LaSirena Network

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, No Grief, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Vanilla

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La Sirena Network

• Survival • No Grief • Economy • Shops • Ranks • Cosmetics

Discord: https://discord.gg/9zUz98sZmK

play.lasirena.fun

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	4883	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4328	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Potions Brewed:	110
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	64
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	2888
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	410049	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	159
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

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