satirical anime Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Ores Mined:	3477	Villages Defended:	6

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	654913
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Farms Harvested:	295
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1935
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Towns Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	191	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1079
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.