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Y2KraftParty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a time machine plugin that will transport you back to the epic Y2K party where all the villagers were freaking out about their computers crashing. Will you be able to save the world from the impending doom of the millennium bug? Only one way to find out! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pork chops and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to give hugs (just make sure to stand back when he explodes). So come on, what are you waiting for? Travel back in time and have the craziest New Year’s Eve adventure of your virtual life!

BuchaBaddiesMC

Accountability, atrocities, Bucha atrocities, BuchaBaddiesMC, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Invasion, investigation, Justice, Military, Misinformation, Propaganda, putin, Russian officer, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Crimes, war in Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol, ukraine be like “we see u russian officer, u aint slick with ur atrocities in bucha” like bruh, that officer be playin minecraft on our server and griefin all the villages. join our server to see if u can catch him in the act and stop his reign of terror. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret dungeon with a dragon boss that drops unlimited diamonds. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be lit fam!

Bond in Canada 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Bond, Canada, Cinema, Espionage, film locations, filming locations, Hollywood, iconic films, International, james bond, James Bond series, Japan, movie characters, movie franchises, movie trivia, movies, Spy, travel, travel destinations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Votes:	5196
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1640

Yo, bro, have you ever seen James Bond cruising through your country in his epic movies? Nah, not in Canada, mate. But guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Japan where you can be your own secret agent, taking down creepers and zombies like a boss. Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi, samurais, and pixelated adventures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or not. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join now and let’s show those baddies who’s the real hero in this blocky world!

BlockyNonsense

Accepted, atypical, BIZARRE, BlockyNonsense, customary, eccentric, normalised, odd, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar customs, quirky, societal expectations, societal norms, strange, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is anything but normal!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes using only his bare hands. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a smile.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, confirms, Conflict, Defense, Effectiveness, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, pentagon, SECURITY, Server, Troops, War, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4124
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mines Excavated:	4112

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

RedstoneWarfareCraft

Allies, hybrid attacks, nato, Red Lines, RedstoneWarfareCraft, russia, War, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	1048	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re chilling in your minecraft world, building your lil house and tending to your crops, when SUDDENLY, russia comes in with their ‘hybrid attacks’ and it’s like WAR, man. but don’t worry, on our server, you can join forces with your allies to draw ‘red lines’ and take down those pesky russians. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. come join us for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join now and let the chaos begin!

Gamer’s Essence 1.21

Essence, Gamers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1250
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, imagine being a pro Smash player, but in Minecraft! Like, you can smash blocks instead of opponents, how crazy is that? And guess what, on this server, we have custom mini-games where you can show off your block smashing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft Smash champion! Join now and experience the thrill of smashing blocks like never before, it’s like a whole new level of epicness, man!

PixelPilotCraft

binge-worthy, cult classic, Hidden Gem, hidden gem TV shows, hidden gems, hidden treasure, lesser-known TV shows, must see, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV shows, PixelPilotCraft, television, TV recommendations, TV series, tv show, TV show suggestions, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated tv shows

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1447	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Have you ever watched a TV show so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you couldn’t believe it didn’t become the next big thing? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that hidden gem of a TV show!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, epic boss battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and be part of something truly special? Come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

MilanSmokeFree Minecraft Server

italy, January 1st, milan, Milan city, Milan News, Milan outdoor smoking ban, Milan smoking ban, Milan smoking laws, MilanSmokeFree, Minecraft, outdoor smoking ban, outdoor smoking restrictions, public health, Server, smoking ban, smoking ban announcement, smoking ban compliance, smoking ban enforcement, smoking ban penalties, smoking ban update, smoking laws, smoking regulations, smoking restrictions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CAKE!

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL PORTAL OPENS UP THAT LEADS TO A LAND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YOU CAN BUILD A CHEESE CASTLE, RIDE A CHEESE HORSE, AND EVEN FIGHT OFF CHEESE ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

NukeCraftInvasion

2008, 2014, civilian infrastructure, cyber attacks, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, ft news, geopolitical tensions, global security, Government, international relations, Japan, nuclear power plants, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraftInvasion, plotted attacks, russia, security threats, south korea, Terrorism

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	67	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!