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BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Emeralds Found:	6398
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	7143

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Votes:	122
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	8293	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mines Excavated:	3112	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!