sathxu Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Animals Bred:	120	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	223	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3441
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!