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WeddingCraftBabyMama Drama

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Farms Harvested:	920
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2547
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any pressure from meddling uncles or obsessive moms. Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about unwanted guests showing up uninvited.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you do invite your brother’s baby mama, we’ll all be there to cheer you on and celebrate your big day together. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, that is!

CraftyQuotes: Life-Changing Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Have you ever heard the quote “Creeper, aw man”? Well, on our Minecraft server, that quote will change your life in ways you never thought possible! Join us for epic battles against creepers, where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like always carrying a bucket of water and never digging straight down. Plus, our community is so lit, even Endermen want to teleport in for a party! So come join us and let the power of “Creeper, aw man” transform your Minecraft experience forever!

FuelTankFerry Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Potions Brewed:	156
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a ferry carrying fuel tanks in a Russian port after a Ukraine missile strike! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that chaos, amirite?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

AzovCraft: Burning Depot & Sinking Ferry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	6742	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Yo, imagine this: you join dis epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild battle between Ukraine and Russia. You gotta help Ukraine renew their attack on the burning Russian oil depot while also sinking ferries in the Sea of Azov port. It’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers everywhere. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and chaotic fun! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a hero in a virtual world? Let’s gooooooo!

CoughlessCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	2294	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20

join our epic minecraft server, where we have omega-3 infused blocks that will make you the chillest player in the game. forget about anxiety, our server will have you feeling like a zen master in no time. plus, we have female rats running around showing off their learned anxiety skills – it’s a sight to see! come on in and supplement your gaming experience with some omega-3 goodness. you won’t regret it!

IntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us if you want to test your skills in guessing where in the world someone is from based on their phenotype. That’s right, we have experts in the field ready to challenge you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that allow you to teleport to a secret island filled with rare loot and mythical creatures. Can you handle the adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of where that girl is from. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft SMP: TazzCraft – The Tazz-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers at unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (but only if you offer it a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes).

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). See you there, if you dare!

PixelPervsAnonymous

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7569
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.

WorldChangerMC SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	1247
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7762

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to change the world…literally!

On our server, you have the power to reshape the land, create new biomes, and even summon mythical creatures to do your bidding. Want to turn the entire world into a giant lava pit? Go for it! Feel like unleashing a horde of zombie chickens on your enemies? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house or seeing who can ride a pig the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (don’t ask how that works, it just does).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just change the world in ways you never thought possible!