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Crafting with Pornhub

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

2015 agreement, agency.., campaign finance violations, Corruption, criminal charges, David Pecker, Edition, election influence, evidence presentation, hush money payment, Karen McDougal, legal case, Michael Cohen, Minecraft, October 2016, payment, political scandal, Prison, Protection, recorded conversation, secret service protection, STORMY DANIELS, trial evidence, trump

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Frankness Network Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, custom enchantments, Donations, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, Exploration, Frankness Network, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, Limited lives system, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Dupe, Pirate, Private in blocks, PvP, Russian, Sandbox, Sharpening objects, Survival, Terraria, Unique, Unique Lifesteal mode, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	2599	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	95164
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Unique Lifesteal mode!

? This is a completely new anarchy that you have never seen before!

⚖️ Limited lives system!

⚔️ Private in blocks!

⚒️ Sharpening objects, like in terraria!

? Custom enchantments!

☄️And much more awaits you on Frankness Network! We are waiting for you!

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Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Builds, Chaos, collide, Conquer, crossplay, crystals, east, Economy, Explore, Geyser, hacked clients, java, madness, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Swords, tnt duplication, Trading, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.

Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.

Q: Are there economy plugins on the server?

A: No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

MineCrafty Saiyans

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	2344	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter dancing creepers, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what crazy shenanigans await you next!

AlbanianCraft: Where Europoors learn to love Albanians and build epic worlds together!

AlbanianCraft, albanians, America, appreciation, bronx, BUILD, celebration, Community, culture, Diversity, Epic, Europoors, Event, FESTIVAL, heritage, Honor, Immigrants, learn, love, Multiculturalism, News, pride, solidarity, Traditions, Unity, worlds

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest celebration of Albanian heritage you’ve ever seen! Our virtual festival kicks off this weekend with epic events like sheep herding competitions, traditional dance-offs, and even a virtual feast of baklava and burek. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feta cheese and rakia. So come on down and experience the Albanian party of a lifetime – only on our Minecraft server!

Q SMP: Where Creepers Wonder Why They Keep Blowing Up {1.20.4} Towny Geopol

1.20.4, blowing, Conquer, CREEPERS, Day, Discord, Geopol, Grief, Hack, History, invite, Ip:, java, MARK, nation, new, normal, relatively, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, TOWN, Towny, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Server Name	Q SMP (Java)
IP	15.204.44.98:20048

With towny, create your own town and conquer the wild, create a nation and make your mark! The server is relatively new, join and make history!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q

Rules

Don’t hack
Don’t grief
Be normal
More rules in Discord

Server IP: 15.204.44.98:20048

Have a nice day!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited.
Are there any specific griefing rules?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server.
What is the server’s Discord invite link?	You can join the Discord server using this invite link: https://discord.gg/q

Erk’s Block Party

BLOCK, Boundaries, Censorship, community guidelines, controversial, cyberbullying, digital footprint, Discord, Dogs, erk, Erks, Ethics, inappropriate, Incest, internet safety, Loli, offensive, online behavior, Party, photo editing, porn, privacy, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1770
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where anything goes? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We even have a special photo editing service where your pictures will be transformed into hilarious memes and shared on our Discord channel for everyone to enjoy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to pixel art of your favorite memes, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dog and loli incest porn museum… just kidding! Or are we? 😉

Nijisanji AXed: Minecraft Mayhem

anime expo, ax, Axed, CANCELLATION, concerts, DELAY, event planning, fan anticipation, Japanese idols, Live Stream, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online event, pandemic, Performance, Sales, speculation, ticket sales, TICKETS, uncertainty, virtual concert, virtual idols

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Items Found:	6339	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground Nijisanji concert venue where virtual idols perform every night! But oh no, AX is threatening to cancel the concerts because the tickets aren’t selling fast enough. Join our server and help save the day by mining for diamonds to trade for concert tickets! Who knew virtual concerts could be so dramatic? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

Craft | Lifetime Minecraft Server

Adjustable Difficulty, Adventure, Community, content-updates, Continuous Gameplay, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, Emerging Economy, Foreverserver, Hardmode, Life, Lifeserver, Lifetime, Lifetime Server, Minecraft, Minecraft Experience, Peaceful, Regular Content., Regular Updates, server hosting, Stable Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Craft: Lifetime Minecraft ServerIP: 184.167.166.53Version: Vanilla Survival

Welcome to Craft, also known as the Lifetime Minecraft Server, a dedicated vanilla survival server that’s here to stay! Our commitment is to keep this server running permanently, offering you a stable and continuous Minecraft experience until the game itself is no longer updated.

Server Features:

Permanent Hosting: Hosted on a dedicated server to ensure uninterrupted gameplay.Adjustable Difficulty: Customize your local difficulty with simple commands like /hardmode and /peaceful.Emerging Economy: Engage with our budding economy, with plans for exciting expansions and regular content updates.Regular Updates: We keep things fresh with regular updates to enhance your survival experience.

Join our community and become part of a server that you can always rely on. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a new adventurer, there’s a place for you in Craft. Dive into the endless adventures that await and help shape the future of our server!

Discord: discord.gg/z7TauGF6US

184.167.166.53