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Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ores Mined:	2762
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Farms Harvested:	696	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, Linkshells, Live, Lodestone, LXXXIII, MALE MIDLANDERS, middie gang, Minecraft, part, Producer, Resources, September 11th, smp, special event, The Rising, xivg

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	4698

Hey there, fellow midlanders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, attention seeker, Communication, Confrontation, creepy stalker, creepycraft, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Girlfriend, judgment, LEAVING, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, Public, relationship, Server, shopping, Store, Support, Trust, validation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and guessing what will happen next? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure will come your way!

Join us for the chance to experience wild scenarios like being accused of stalking your own girlfriend in a grocery store! Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can navigate through misunderstandings and drama like this?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be called a creep by random strangers and have your girlfriend not even defend you! It’s all part of the fun and excitement on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us today! Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what outrageous situation might come your way next!

SariNotSorryMC

Birthday Party, Chinese, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural boundaries, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, fashion, Friend, Indian clothing, Multiculturalism, Sari, SariNotSorryMC, traditional attire

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural appropriation is a thing of the past and dressing up in any attire is encouraged!

Join us for epic birthday parties where your Indian friend will personally handpick a sari for you to wear. Don’t worry about cultural sensitivity, because on our server, diversity is celebrated with open arms (and closets full of beautiful clothing).

Experience the thrill of walking to your friend’s house in a stunning sari, only to be confronted by a random woman who just can’t handle your fabulous fashion choices. But fear not, because on our server, even the haters can’t rain on your parade.

Share your outrageous stories with friends who understand the struggle of being accused of cultural appropriation for simply following a friend’s request. And if you ever doubt your fashion choices, just remember that on our server, anything goes – whether it’s western attire or traditional Indian clothing.

So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where cultural boundaries are meant to be crossed and fashion faux pas are a thing of the past. Don’t be afraid to embrace your unique style and stand out from the crowd – because on our server, we celebrate diversity in all its colorful glory!

StressReliefCraft SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, StressReliefCraft, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you feel like your real life stress is taking over your virtual world? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your worries into blocks of obsidian! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and battle creepers with your new virtual pals. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of crazy gamers to hang out with? Come join us and let’s laugh our way to mental health together!

BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, Burnout, career, difficult boss, Frustration, Job, job insecurity, lack of appreciation, lack of growth, lack of work-life balance, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no passion, office politics, repetitive tasks, stress, toxic environment, unfulfilling, work, worst thing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?

CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine – Minecraft Server

crime, cyber warfare, cyberattack, cybercraft, data breach, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, hackers, HACKING, indictment, international relations, investigation, military intelligence, Minecraft, national security, russia, Russian, security breach, Server, Technology, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

lol this server is like that time when the russians tried to hack ukraine but in minecraft form. we got members of russian military intelligence causing chaos and cyberattacks left and right. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international espionage in a blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the hackers and save the day. but beware, you never know who might be watching your every move… dramatic music plays

MountieMayhem

“Youth, Aboriginal, Canada, Canadian, crime, discrimination, first nations, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, injustice, law enforcement, mounted police, MountieMayhem, Police Brutality, racism, Shooting, social justice, systemic racism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	39543	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!